in metaphors

Metaphorically speaking, I speak in metaphors
while walking along the sapphire dusty shore
I was lead by a porpoise who called himself War
To a dark empty space behind a steel door
Where I found a raven who said "nevermore"
And flew me back home passed wreckage and gore
Safely let off on a boat with an oar
Which I paddled to a world I could discover and explore
But rhythmically speaking, I speak in a rhyme
And wander two cities that fail to keep time.

Dead Like ME

This show came out in 2003. I'll never forget because that was the first year I ever had "on demand" and Amy and I would sit on my couch for stoned as hell and watch every episode in a row. I loved it then but for some ridiculous and illogical reason the show was cancelled. I just finished both seasons on dvd and even more now than ever can I say that George Lass is a TV character more similar to myself than if I had cloned my dna in a scientific laboratory.

Each individual character is like this complete fucked up head case which makes it so great and just THAT much more easy to relate to them. I relate to George the most because she is like the all typical, cynical, loudmouth bitch who always seems to offend people with her controversial blunder, but still feels all alone and doesn't quite fit into "team player" situations. I'm not exactly saying I possess all these traits but way back when, when I was wee little hatchling coming out of my shell into my teenhood... well that was me to a T. I had a mouth like a truck driver and a chip on my shoulder.

I always wanted to relate more to Angela Chase from My So Called life because I am so smitten with her character, the introspective wallflower. But I suppose that's most teenagers. 2 shows that just had very realistic teenage perspective. Dead Like Me however had a point of view that wasn't very tangible for the living. It was more of an "undead" thing, but I'm sure if I was undead I'd totally be George.

KoRn

I'm watching Who Then Now right now. I used to watch this like everyday when I was a teenager. I was always a sucker for home band videos. I know a lot of people think Korn fell off and they pretty much did to me, but I still love their old stuff, so much. Nothin else like it.

Life's a lot of bitches

Yes, they are all over the place. Some you can see and some hiding behind the curtains, but be sure there's probably one very close to you right now! They come in all different shapes and sizes. Whiny bitches, fake bitches, routy bitches, drunk bitches, evil bitches, slutty bitches, selfish bitches, jealous bitches, wannabe bitches... But don't think just because you have an extra appendage you're not included in any of these categories. You are JUST as likely as any woman to fall into SOME bitch category. They are easy to spot if you take a good look. Maybe at your job, one of your close friends, a family member, a peer... they are not hard to find. I personally don't like bitches. We all have a small "bitch" stashed away in us, but for the most part we keep her in check. Watch out for those bitches with the evil eye. Those are the ones that just wanna let their inner bitch out of her cage, those bitches just wanna get us down. FUCK 'EM.

how could someone die young if they never ran through sunflowers?