Monday, March 23, 2009

Life's a lot of bitches


Yes, they are all over the place. Some you can see and some hiding behind the curtains, but be sure there's probably one very close to you right now! They come in all different shapes and sizes. Whiny bitches, fake bitches, routy bitches, drunk bitches, evil bitches, slutty bitches, selfish bitches, jealous bitches, wannabe bitches... But don't think just because you have an extra appendage you're not included in any of these categories. You are JUST as likely as any woman to fall into SOME bitch category. They are easy to spot if you take a good look. Maybe at your job, one of your close friends, a family member, a peer... they are not hard to find. I personally don't like bitches. We all have a small "bitch" stashed away in us, but for the most part we keep her in check. Watch out for those bitches with the evil eye. Those are the ones that just wanna let their inner bitch out of her cage, those bitches just wanna get us down. FUCK 'EM.

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